Just don't be human next to me. In particular, when i am on the treadmill, or at yoga, with my face within 3 ft of your ass or armpit or mouth. My gym is rather good with the provisions of personal hygeine products, i.e. shampoo, conditioner and bodywash, mouthwash, razors, deodorant, and even tampons. the expensive ones. and wow, there's even a toilet you can shit in, instead of letting the "pre-shits" gas out while you are sweating next to me.
There are 3 of us in our little house, and one bathroom. we have to be as considerate for the next person as we would like them to be for us. and it's not like we are sterile, o.c.d. kind of people, it does seem like we have a little more tolerance for the ones we love the most, and care for, however. (like changing a diaper) But, we definitely go the extra mile to be clean, especially if we are going out in public, ESPECIALLY if we are going to the gym.
What's too much to ask? what's realistic? i know everyone sweats. i love to work up a good one too. I don't think that the average person should stink up a four foot radius of the gym when breaking a sweat. and i don't think for any reason other people deserve to smell your shithole, when it's hard enough to make yourself go to the gym in the first place.
and a friendly "fuck you" to those who are going to bust my balls about it, suggesting that i smell you, or that i am neurotic. If you do, i will send my daughter to fart on you.
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based on this tampon and shit filled rant, i'm left wondering how in hell i ended up with the grumpy pants monicker?
i fear your therapy lessons with sir smalley are not working out. at the gym.
incidentally, i do not like to sweat. but i will if forced. i just hope it doesn't stink.
hugs and mittens and showers at high-class gyms for the stinky,
lord f
touche- that definitely transforms me into twat face status. i can't help it. if i were a nurse or something i'm sure i'd be on a compassionate level, but it's a whole "nother" situation, where we are shelling out ample money to get healthier. whatever, i'm kinda weird like that.
i don't know if it will change you or Heather in any way once you ger married, but Brian and I gained a lot of weight once we got married. i really want to get into shape, and it's sooooo hard for me to make myself do it, so any distraction is bad news for me. and my jelly mud flaps from hell. on that pleasant note, i'm out to enjoy the warm weather and sun. smell you later- swan farts
I stopped wearing deodorant. Would you like to smell me???
Okay. I'll take my friendly "fuck you" and be on my way...
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